Pitch Perfect 2 Sentence Meme (pt2) 

•  "Don't take this the wrong way, but you are literally the dumbest person alive."


•  "Say one more hipster thing, and I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case."


•  "Did you see that, there? ____ did something that was helpful, and now I'm going to reward them."


•  "You know this sets women back by, like, 30 years."


•  "You do not come to a gentleman's house and touch his goose!"


•  "You wish, you gorgeous...specimen .... --- she's really in my head!"


•  "I think we should change her/his/your name to feisty mouse."


•  "I'd like to be the brisket in that man sandwich."


•  "You are such a dis-acca-pointment."


•  "This dead air between us is a good sign"


•  "You're talented. Everybody else here is talented. So what makes you special?"


•  "What, a girl can't say she'd gonna grab a smoothie and return 14 hours later? There's nothing suspicious about that!"


•  "You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles. Intimately."


•  "Do you need to borrow some of my confidence, because I can maybe turn mine down a notch."


•  "No. I don't want your butt confidence!"


•  "This is a little fancier than our typical hookups."


•  "You know, I realized I had a knack for barking orders and bending people's wills, so I made a career out of it."


•  "I don't understand camping. We're voluntarily sleeping like dogs."


•  "You seem so tense. Do you need a back rub?"


•  "You know we're very close. But I have a feeling this trip is gonna help us learn everything about each other."


•  "You know, one of my biggest regrets, is that I didn't do enough experimenting while I was at college."


•  "You don't think we've all realized you've been a little checked out lately?"


•  "This whole place is filled with booby traps. And guess what? Boobs should not be trapped!"


•  "I sleep upside down like a bat."


•  "You are one of us. You paid the registration fee."


•  "Like my dad always said; in the minefield of life, you must be prepared to lose both feet. And I think you all know what I mean."


•  "I'll teach underprivileged children how to sing. Or become an exotic dancer. Whichever makes the most money."


•  "I'm just gonna travel through time."


•  "You know when I look back on this, I won't remember competing or singing. I'm gonna remember you weirdos."


•  "Why didn't she just walk around the lake?"


•  "She/he doesn't do anything small."


•  "What are you doing? I'm solo-ing, here!"


•  "I don't like it. What it is, is that I don't like it when people can do what I do. It's threatening."


•  "I'm sorry, I don't speak loser."


•  "She actually speaks eight languages, but 'loser' is not one of them."


•  "Your sweat smells like cinnamon."

Accidents happen all the time. 

senthereforareason:

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door.
↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs.
♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee. 
✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut. 
♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing.
♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head.
❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush.
☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog.
✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned.
⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes. 
✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

the wolf among us || starters 

❝ Is that a threat ? ❞ 
❝ These lips are sealed . ❞
❝ It is better to be feared than loved .❞ 
❝ I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me .❞
❝ You’re not as bad as everyone says you are . ❞
❝ Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth ? ❞
❝ Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it . ❞
❝ We all have our parts to play . ❞
❝ You can’t change the past . ❞
❝ ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face . ❞
❝ I’ve heard stories about you . ❞
❝ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong . ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending ) . ❞
❝ Life is easier with friends . ❞
❝ Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off . ❞
❝ But no , hate’s the wrong word . They fear you more than anything . ❞
❝ I know you like this whole ’ lone wolf ’ thing you got going for yourself . ❞
❝ I wish I could have seen it. ❞
❝ I’ll see you around . ❞
❝ You almost looked peaceful . Except you’re lying in a dirty alley . ❞
❝ Just … try not to be like ( yourself ) … ❞
❝ Pardon the intrusion . I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house .❞
❝ I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch . ❞
❝ Hey , what are your plans now ? ❞
❝ I’m not yours to lose ! ❞
❝ Blah blah … blah blah blah . ❞
❝ Are you saying you need a friend right now ? You can trust me . ❞
❝ People are scared of you . I mean , look at your hands . ❞
❝ You looked like when you take an action figure and bend it’s limbs the wrong way . ❞
❝ But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy . ❞
❝ Everything used to be so simple … we had a beginning , a middle , & an end . ❞
❝ When we suffer , we do it in silence . ❞
❝ You should worry about your own fucking situation . ❞
❝ I’ve made mistakes . ❞
❝ You do what you want … you always do what you want . ❞
❝ People like us get forgotten all the time.❞
❝ I’m glad you’re not dead . ❞
❝ We need to do things the right way ! ❞
❝ You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world .❞
❝ Wait a minute … someone’s watching . ❞
❝ I know it’s dangerous , but I’m not helpless . I can take care of myself . ❞
❝ Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking. . ❞
❝ Out of my way ! I’ll show you how it’s done ! ❞
❝ Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away ? ❞
❝ That was about 8 on the asshole scale … ❞
❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞
❝ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit ! ❞
❝Nobody cares about us. Not really.❞
❝ You’re a monster ! A fucking monster ! ❞
❝ You understand wanting to protect what you care about , don’t you ? You’d do anything . ❞ 

tyranniicalwanker:

Disney Lyrics Starters

•  "I want more.“
  
• “I’m not meant to play this part.”
  
• “If I were to truly be myself I would break my family’s heart.”
  
• “Why is my reflection someone that I don’t know.”
  
• “No man is worth the aggravation.”
  
• “Who do you think you’re kidding?”
  
• “Girl, you can’t conceal it.”
  
• “No chance, no way, I won’t say it.”
  
• “It’s too cliche, I won’t say i’m in love.”
  
• “I thought my heart had learned it’s lesson.”
  
• “You keep on denying who you are and how you’re feeling.”
  
• “Face it like a grown up.”
  
• “When you gonna own up.”
  
• “Check the grin, you’re in love.”
  
• “I won’t say i’m in love.”
  
• “You’re way off base.”
  

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Getting Lost RP starters 

rpmemeaholic:

“You need a ride?”

“Are you lost?”

“Hey! No trespassing!”

“Get lost!”

“C’mere!”

“Who’s there?”

“Who are you?”

“I take it you’re not from around here.”

“Hello there, stranger!”

“Where’re you from?”

“Could you point me to the nearest payphone?”

“Excuse me? I’m really lost…”

“Where am I?”

“Do you have a map I could borrow?”

“Hey! Can I have a ride?”

“Excuse me!”

“Please tell me you speak English!”

“What town is this?”

“Pfft, payphone? What is this, the 1900’s?”

‘Robert Frost‘ Quotes; sentence starters 

roleplayermemes:

• “Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
• “The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.”
• “Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”
• “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
• “Freedom lies in being bold.”
• “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
• “Forgive me my nonsense., as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.”
• “The best way out is always through.”
• “I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.”
• “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
• “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
• “It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
• “The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that’s the worst place to drive.”
• “You can’t get too much winter in the winter.”
• “I’d just as soon play tennis with the net down.”
• “What we live by, we die by.”
• “Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.”
• “Education doesn’t change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.”
• “The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
• “You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.”
• “Nothing can make injustice just but mercy.”
• “Thinking isn’t agreeing or disagreeing. That’s voting.”
• “Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.”
• “If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.”
• “I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.”
• “We love things we love for what they are.”
• “The only certain freedom’s in departure.”
• “The artist in me cries out for design.”
• “You have freedom when you’re easy in your harness.”
• “To be a poet is a condition, not a profession.”
• “A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.”
• “To be social is to be forgiving.”
• “They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true.”
• “Humor is the most engaging cowardice.”
• “Pressed into service means pressed out of shape.”
• “One aged man - one man - can’t fill a house.”
• “If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”
• “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
• “I’m not a teacher, but an awakener.”
• “I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.”
  
• “Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
• “I’m against homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise.”
• “Poetry is what is lost in translation.”
• “The first thing I do in the morning is to make my bed and while I am making up my bed I am making up my mind as to what kind of a day I am going to have.”
• “I had a lovers quarrel with the world.”
• “Good fences make good neighbors.”
• “One could do worse than be a swinger of birches.”
• “Nothing gold can stay.”
• “Never cut what you can untie.”

Cooking/Baking rp Starters 

•  "No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!"


•  "Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"


•  "Well, something definitely smells good in here."


•  "Are you... baking?"


•  "Here, you stir this while I set the oven temperature."


•  "Do you wanna lick the bowl?"


•  "It's boiling over!"


•  "Uh, that looks a little... overcooked."


•  "You got some batter on your face."


•  "What is this mess?"


•  "Why are you covered in flour?"


•  "Are you sure you're supposed to add that much sugar?"


•  "Ouch! That pan in hot!"


•  "Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!"


•  "I don't think you know how to use a mixer."


•  "Wash your hands, and then you can help me."


•  "Those aren't quite done."


•  "Does something smell burnt to you?"


•  "Now, fold the eggs in gently."

Sentence Starters: Anger! 

dragon-memes:

“What the hell is your problem?!” 

“Leave me alone! Just get out!” 

“I don’t care that you’re sorry.” 

“Sorry doesn’t just fix everything!” 

“You did it on purpose, didn’t you?!” 

“I’m done trying to help you!” 

“All you care about is yourself!” 

“I hate you. I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.” 

“You’re a disaster.” 

“Fuck you! I’m not going to be your little underling anymore!” 

“You’re the worst type of person, you know that?” 

“I couldn’t care less about your problems right now!” 

“I don’t want to see you ever again!” 

“You don’t even care, do you?!” 

“You’re pathetic.” 

“Don’t come back!” 

“I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.” 

“I don’t care if it kills you this time.” 

Send me a 🎡 for my muses reaction on getting stuck on a ferris wheel with yours 

iblade290:

life is strange || starters 

veilled:

veilled-deactivated20160315:

more under read more . ( SPOILER WARNING )
feel most free to change pronouns , etc .

❝  _{i just don’t think anybody is good enough for you … besides me .} ❞  
❝  _{could i , um , ask you a question ? would you mind letting me sketch you ?} ❞
❝  _{when a door closes , a window opens …} ❞
❝  _{with great power comes great bullshit .} ❞
❝  _{i love that you’re my partner in crime .}❞
❝  _{don’t push me girl / boy ! you don’t want me for an enemy !} ❞
❝  _{i pledge allegiance to ___ and the power for what she / he stands .} ❞
❝  _{i’m kinda over humanity today . sorry to be a drama queen .} ❞
❝  _{that’s another dollar for the swear jar !} ❞
❝  _{can we build another pirate fort and keep the world out ?} ❞
❝  _{come on , take a breath , okay ?} ❞
❝  _{i double dare you , kiss me now .} ❞
❝  _{you’re not pissed at me , right ? right ?} ❞
❝  _{always remember this moment …} ❞
❝  _{i’d rather have a life of ’ oh wells ‘ than a life of ‘ what ifs ‘ .}❞
❝  _{____ is no match for you and me now .} ❞
❝  _{you look a little stressed out . are you okay ?} ❞
❝  _{i hate that word , no offense .} ❞
❝  _{don’t you think it’s , like , fate we’re not supposed to be friends ?} ❞
❝  _{you’re such a geek , that’s why i love you .} ❞
❝  _{my dad is on his way ! you’re all fucked !} ❞
❝  _{i will never abandon you , ___ . i’ll always have your back . always .} ❞
❝  _{you do not know how happy i am to see you .}❞
❝  _{a storm is coming ! you’re all gonna die !} ❞
❝  _{sometimes you have to take a chance and see what happens .} ❞
❝  _{you have hip taste and a quick mind .}  ❞
❝  _{look at me , i’m a mess .} ❞
❝  _{i saw ____ earlier and her / his / your eyes were puffy from crying .} ❞
❝  _{i know how to be invisible here .} ❞
❝  _{___ is such a cutie pie . you know he / she likes you .} ❞
❝  _{with everything that’s going on , a date seems weird .} ❞
❝  _{whoa , whoa ! who stopped the music ?} ❞
❝  _{now that you’re here , i‘m doing even better .} ❞
❝  _{what kind of world does this ?}❞
❝  _{we’re not anything alike .}❞
❝  _{everybody hates me . my life is hell .}❞
❝  _{i’m not perfect , okay ?}❞
❝  _{i shot myself ! i shot myself !}❞
❝  _{nobody needs to rescue me .}❞
❝  _{i loved her / him so much … how can she / he be dead ?} ❞ 
❝  _{i gotta blame somebody otherwise it’s all my fault !} ❞

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The Night Circus Ask Meme 

“You might be interesting.”
“When did you start your lessons?”
“I suppose you already have a venue in mind?”
“You do want to win, don’t you?”
“Bindings are permanent, my friend.”
“It’s just something that I picked up a few years ago.”
“Nothing to concern yourself with.”
“Trespasser will be exsanguinated.”
“Better to have a single perfect diamond than a sack of flawed stones.”
“I am not entirely sure it is appropriate.”
“There is paperwork that needs to be done.”
“Is something wrong with your hand?”
“You are a sensitive person.”
“I’m going to the circus, if you would care to join me.”
“The identity of your opponent doesn’t matter.”
“Can you keep a secret?”
“But there can’t possibly be an endgame.”
“You spend too much time in solitude.”
“We shall have to loosen those corset laces if we intend to keep you as intimate dinner company.”
“I could make you forget this entire conversation.”
“I believe you have my umbrella.”
“It looks like paint.”
“I suppose it depends on how much you like the place you’re trapped in.”
“This one reminds me of the bonfire.”
“I do not see well without them.”
“You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
“I didn’t know it was that late.”
“If I broke anything, I could probably fix it.”
“Isn’t that a bit risky to wear in this company?”
“They don’t have a shadow.”
“I am tired of everyone keeping their secrets so well that they get other people killed.”
“You’re not hiding it well at all.”
“You know perfectly well what happened.”
“I never even thought of it.”
“Time is something I cannot control.”
“You are too intelligent for this behavior.”
“I think your sight is getting stronger.”
“If I let go it will collapse.”
“I wish you weren’t so young.”
“They will take excellent care of the circus.”
“Is magic not enough to live for?”
“You are trying to distract me.”

ONE-LINER RP THREADS 

• Send me one of these sentences and our muses will have a simple chat, using only dialogue: 


•  "Where have you been?"


•  "Are you nervous about tomorrow?"


•  "Do you have a special someone?"


•  "Can I talk to you about something?"


•  "What's on your mind?"


•  "I don't know what to do."


•  "I can't sleep."


•  "I keep wondering if I made the right decision."


•  "You look tired."


•  "I'm glad you're here."

Too Weird To Live, To Rare To Die! - Sentence Meme 

•  "If you love me let me go."


•  "And truth be told, I never was yours."


•  "You put a sour little flavor in my mouth now."


•  "Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?"


•  "If you only knew what we've been up to, I guarantee you'd keep it secret."


•  "Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it."


•  "Drown every sense you own for the girl that you love."


•  "It's better to burn than to fade away."


•  "It's better to leave than be replaced."


•  "Your love's a fucking drag, but I need it so bad."


•  "You're worse than nicotine."


•  "If you change your mind, you know where to find me."


•  "Girls love girls and boys, and love is not a choice."


•  "I am just a villain vying for attention from a girl."


•  "No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly."


•  "Stay for as long as you have time, so the mess that we'll become leaves something to talk about."


•  "Don't let me do this to myself."


•  "I never really thought that you'd come tonight."


•  "Give me one last kiss while we're far too young to die."


•  "If you're gonna be the death of me, that's how I want to go."


•  "Whether near or far, I am always yours."


•  "In these coming years many things will change, but the way I feel will remain the same."

the wolf among us || starters 

❝ Is that a threat ? ❞ 
❝ These lips are sealed . ❞
❝ It is better to be feared than loved .❞ 
❝ I’ve seen the way you look at ___ , okay ? You’re not foolin’ me .❞
❝ You’re not as bad as everyone says you are . ❞
❝ Anyone ever tell you you got a big fuckin’ mouth ? ❞
❝ Whatever . I’m too out of it to get into it . ❞
❝ We all have our parts to play . ❞
❝ You can’t change the past . ❞
❝ ____ , I’m gonna break your fucking face . ❞
❝ I’ve heard stories about you . ❞
❝ In some tiny little bottled up way , deep inside … you kind of enjoy it when things go wrong . ( Because it gives you an excuse to just … stop pretending ) . ❞
❝ Life is easier with friends . ❞
❝ Well I’d appreciate it if you’d fuck off . ❞
❝ But no , hate’s the wrong word . They fear you more than anything . ❞
❝ I know you like this whole ’ lone wolf ’ thing you got going for yourself . ❞
❝ I wish I could have seen it. ❞
❝ I’ll see you around . ❞
❝ You almost looked peaceful . Except you’re lying in a dirty alley . ❞
❝ Just … try not to be like ( yourself ) … ❞
❝ Pardon the intrusion . I wasn’t aware this was a munchkin’s house .❞
❝ I didn’t realize you were the bitch of the bitch . ❞
❝ Hey , what are your plans now ? ❞
❝ I’m not yours to lose ! ❞
❝ Blah blah … blah blah blah . ❞
❝ Are you saying you need a friend right now ? You can trust me . ❞
❝ People are scared of you . I mean , look at your hands . ❞
❝ You looked like when you take an action figure and bend it’s limbs the wrong way . ❞
❝ But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy . ❞
❝ Everything used to be so simple … we had a beginning , a middle , & an end . ❞
❝ When we suffer , we do it in silence . ❞
❝ You should worry about your own fucking situation . ❞
❝ I’ve made mistakes . ❞
❝ You do what you want … you always do what you want . ❞
❝ People like us get forgotten all the time.❞
❝ I’m glad you’re not dead . ❞
❝ We need to do things the right way ! ❞
❝ You’ll pray to any god who’ll listen that your mother never shit you into this fucking world .❞
❝ Wait a minute … someone’s watching . ❞
❝ I know it’s dangerous , but I’m not helpless . I can take care of myself . ❞
❝ Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking. . ❞
❝ Out of my way ! I’ll show you how it’s done ! ❞
❝ Do you want the Big Bad Wolf to take you away ? ❞
❝ That was about 8 on the asshole scale … ❞
❝ Cut the bullshit & quit wasting my time . ❞
❝ This was really the wrong day to try & pull this shit ! ❞
❝Nobody cares about us. Not really.❞
❝ You’re a monster ! A fucking monster ! ❞
❝ You understand wanting to protect what you care about , don’t you ? You’d do anything . ❞ 

If you lost me in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P