strawberry-healer.

NONCHALANTLY takes pictures of the guy running on his battered gear.

“…EWWW.”

“THAT’S jive man, about whatever people’re freakin’ out about.”

“MY advice is [don’t] kill anyone. You can be thrown in jail.”

“–Instead throw them into a tv.”

“THAT guy with the mask is a capital W for [WEIRD].”

platinumverity.

“WOOPER, Wooper, Wooper…” Translation: Lucas is on his own.

HE was honestly trying hard not to laugh and be considerate, but–

That punch.

“THINK of the children.” Holy Crap, Steven, Chill.

“SO, so why are we adopting and asking for people’s heights?”

majesticleon

EW Leon’s attempt at humor.

majesticleon

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“…food.” 

Thank you for your contribution.

“ELECTRICITY…?”

“Humans are so strange.”

“WOW, guys, keep the sexual talk on the downlow. There are children about.”

“IT’S a metaphor for Lord of the Flies you see.” She has no clue as to what that means, but apparently the children in that book pit themselves against each other. “As we can see here it’s a fight for dominance according to our top scientists.” She really meant Ken.

Sssh.

Let her have her fun.

“IN other news two men have been seen fleeing the immediate area. Here’s Ken for the rest of the story." 

"Mmm…Ya they gonna be dead. Don’t scorn a women or she’s gonna be pretty angry or somethin’, I dunno." 

"This was Ken.”