meet the mun [slightly askew version] 

name: Vale
best reason to get out of bed: Talk to people here.
weirdest thing i ever ate: Liver
weirdest thing i ever cooked: I don’t cook.
book that i never planned to read and then loved: HA.
movie that i couldn’t wait for that let me down heinously: LET’S NOT.
weirdest animal i ever touched: Skunk.
greatest triumph: This blog
most humiliating defeat: This blog
a thing too gross to touch: People.
closest item on my left: Mic.
first movie i ever saw as a kid: HA–
strangest thing on my bucket list: Let’s not.
popcorn or candy at the cinema: Neither.
on the basis of my feet, i could be mistaken for: A human?
otters or sloths?: Well. Which was better Wifi.