meet the mun [slightly askew version] 

name: Vale Asbel Fangstar.
best reason to get out of bed: Talk to my friends on the internet.
weirdest thing i ever ate: Shoes.
weirdest thing i ever cooked: Shoes.
book that i never planned to read and then loved: The Alex Rider series in its entirety.
movie that i couldn’t wait for that let me down heinously: N/A.
weirdest animal i ever touched: Komodo Dragon.
greatest triumph: Catching a piece of cake in one hand and catching the owner in the other.
most humiliating defeat: I slipped causing the cake to slam into someone’s crotch. The person I was holding fell onto me. Needless to say it was messy.
a thing too gross to touch: WET SOCKS.
closest item on my left: Water Bottle.
first movie i ever saw as a kid: Oliver and Company.
strangest thing on my bucket list: Uh.
popcorn or candy at the cinema: Popcorn.
on the basis of my feet, i could be mistaken for: UH.
otters or sloths?: OTTERS.