Meet and Greet 

•  "I'm sorry, do I know you?"


•  "You could have been killed! Are you okay?"


•  "Excuse me but I think you got my order by mistake."


•  "Do you have siblings? I know someone who looks just like you."


•  "Here, let me get that for you..."


•  "Stop staring. It's impolite."


•  "I'm sorry but have we met before? You look familiar somehow."


•  "My memory isn't quite what it used to be. Who are you again?"


•  "Cheesy pickup lines are not going to work on me so don't bother."


•  "I'm so sorry, I didn't think anyone was behind me. Are you okay?"


•  "I don't know who you are but you can buzz off."


•  "I'd really like to be alone right now."


•  "I appreciate the gesture but I really don't drink..."


•  "I know I look like someone famous, but I'm not them. Honest."


•  "Perhaps you have seen my face before? Television. Newspaper. Blog maybe?"


•  "Sorry about that, my friend's an asshole."


•  "End of the world sucks, doesn't it?"


•  "At the risk of sounding cheesy and clichéd, do you want to have a drink?"


•  "God, I hate this song. Makes me want to stab my ears with a pen."


•  "Stay away from them. They're bad news."


•  "Why is it so hard to just find someone nice? That's all I really want."


•  "Hi. You don't know me but we kinda see each other every day..."


•  "Does this sort of thing happen to you often?"