send one for my muse’s reaction; 

padmewrites:

• “What are you doing here?”
• “Of course I moved on!”
• “I can’t wait for you.”
• “Why didn’t you wait for me?”
• “Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?”
• “As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in.”
• “It’s your time to shine.”
• “And we’re sure that’s not illegal?”
• “And if I say yes?”
• “Dude, what the hell?”
• “Wait, since when are you gay?”
• “What the hell did I miss?”
• “I was gone for for five minutes!”
• “She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?”
• “I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding.”
• “If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.”
• “Is that really your version of an apology?”
• “I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.”
• “Now that’s just stupid.”
• “I’m prepared, I think.”
• “We finally got it right.”
• “I choose you. No one else. You.”
• “I gave up a long time ago.”
• “In what world was that okay?”
• “This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”
• “Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.”
• “We could always just run away.”
• “I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?”
• “Please stop asking me out.”
• “Love is a fairytale told to children.”
• “That wasn’t me.”
• “I didn’t do it!”
• “That may have been my fault.”
• “Is this your first date?”
• “You’re the biggest wimp.”
• “You’re pretty shy.”
• “Are you trying to hold my hand?”
• “Let me sleep.”
• “There’s no way that I’ll say no.”
• “I don’t want to get up.”
• “Why don’t you love me?”
• “I don’t want to live in a world without you.”
• “There’s a fire inside of you.”
• “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
• “Oh good. Just what I needed to hear.”
• “Tonight as perfect.”
• “It’s just for the night!”
• “I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.”
• “It hurts.”
• “We could go backpacking?”
• “What do you mean you want to go home?”
• “You don’t know me!”
• “I skipped class today.”
• “I bought you a ring even.”
• “You bought me flowers?”
• “What are you doing home so late?”
• “Sorry I’m not what you expected.”
• “I burned my tongue.”
• “What a fake smile.”
• “Did you just laugh at me?”
• “I can do it!”